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lyrics
So, you have a secret?
Well, I wanna hear it
I promise that I won’t tell anyone
No way! you say you like the new girl at school?!
Well, maybe I’ll just mention it to Jordan
(Won’t this be fun?)
Then Jordan told Matt, who told Jake, who told Pat
And so on, and so forth, and so it grew
But the word got around, and I guess that girl found out
And this is what I heard: she hates you
So, sorry I spoke,
But she thinks you’re a joke
But look on the bright side: at least you know
I know this must be really depressing for you,
But you shouldn’t have to feel so low,
‘Cuz maybe you should see her face to face
And ask her if it’s true, just in case
But rumor has it, she hates you, of course
And you can trust me ‘cuz I know I got it from
A reliable source, you see:
Jordan told Matt, who told Jake, who told Pat
And so on, and so forth, and so it grew
But the word got around, and I guess that girl found out
And this is what I heard: she hates you
So the two of you meet after school
And you’re trying really hard to keep your cool
You ask her why she said that she hates you
And she said it’s cuz she thought you hate her, too
‘Cuz Jordan told Matt, who told Jake, who told Pat
And the story switched around as it grew
So even though you would date her, she was told that you hate her
And that is why she said that she hates you
credits
released April 23, 2017
RJ Barnett - vocals, guitar
Exper17 (who is definitely not a cyborg) - guitar, vocals
Sloth Boy (who is definitely from this dimension) - bass, vocals
Orakuru Kobayashi (totally not a mystical being) - drums, vocals
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